Memory of Young Rick: You live with a version of our dead daughter. Memory of Young Rick: You’re one of those creeps who moves in with abandoned adult Beths. Rick to Summer: But I have to admit, it was pretty Rick of you to avert an apocalypse in a tantrum of cynicism just to destroy one dumb relationship.ġ8. Rick: Yeah, global warming’s already doing that, asshole!ġ7. Nimbus: Say goodbye to your precious dry land, for soon it will be wet! WET! Evil Morty: This seems like a good time for a drink and a cold calculated speech with sinister overtones, a speech about politics, about order, brotherhood, power. I was thinking more of a ‘choose your own cellphone carrier’ thing.ġ5. I didn’t know freedom meant people doing stuff that sucks. Rick: If I die in a cage, I lose a bet.ġ4. Rick: I’m not a beaver who believes in Jesus Christ, Morty…but yeah it’s pretty much a Narnia thing.ġ3. Morty: So time moves faster in there? It’s like a Narnia thing? Rick: Well, scientifically, traditions are an idiot thing.ġ2. Jerry: Traditionally, science fairs are a father-son thing. Rick: Yeah sure, I mean if you spend all day shuffling words around you can make anything sound bad, Morty.ġ1. At least he’s active in the community.ġ0. Summer: So what if he’s the Devil, Rick? At least the Devil has a job. Gonorrhea can’t see us if we don’t move…Wait! I was wrong! I was thinking of a T-rex.ĩ. That leaves you with a regular old plumbus.Ĩ. And the ploobis and grumbo are shaved away. Then a schlami shows up, and he rubs it and… spits on it. It’s important that the fleeb is rubbed, because the fleeb has all of the fleeb juice. Interdimensional Cable: First, they take the dinglebop, and they smooth it out with a bunch of schleem… They take the dinglebop and they push it through the grumbo, where the fleeb is rubbed against it. You gotta put these seeds inside your butt.ħ. Rick: You gotta do it for Grandpa, Morty. It hits hard, Morty, then it slowly fades, leaving you stranded in a failing marriage. Rick: Listen, Morty, I hate to break it to you, but what people call love is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. I don’t care what you do, you just gotta get it together. And if you gotta take it some where, take it somewhere, you know, take it to the shit store and sell it, or put it in the shit museum. Morty: Well then get your shit together, get it all together and put it in a back pack, all your shit, so it’s together. You’re not the cause of your parents’ misery, you’re just a symptom of it.Ĥ. Beth: Honey, stop raising your father’s cholesterol so you can take a hot funeral selfie.ģ. – That will make you laugh and cry – at the same time!ġ. Deciding which quotes are the best is a fool’s game, but if nothing we do matters, we may as well give it a go! However, there is no doubt that it generates a blend of both hilarious moments and dark, nihilistic truisms.Īfter five full seasons of Rick and Morty, there are endless ingenious quotes to choose from. There is great debate among the fandom over whether an episodic or serialized format produces better content. A sci-fi about an alcoholic scientist traversing the multiverse with his idiot grandson has no right to be this prescient. While shows like Family Guy and American Dad are often funny and cutting with their satire, Rick and Morty exists on a different plane altogether. Every Rick and Morty fan knows how the series has changed the game for animated adult comedies.
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